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What is... ?

Great
question!

Thanks,
I asked it
myself


UZESKO (United Zylofish Extremely Sensible Kooky Organisation)
is a very sensible group with a very kooky dream:
to unite all zylofish in PEACE... (sensible)
by making Zylofood for the WORLD! (kooky)

Zylofish eat Zylofood.

Hi, I'm some
Zylofood!*



Hi, I'm a
zylofish!

*Zylofood doesn't usually talk. That would be weird.
I will now
eat you

OK!
Clever zylofish saw that when other animals ate Zylofood,
funny things happened.
When GIRAFFES ate Zylofood, their necks grew 87 metres long.
When CATS ate Zylofood, they started tap-dancing... on stilts... on toast.
And when HUMANS ate Zylofood... a MIRACLE happened.
And what was that miracle?
You'll have to try some for yourself and see...
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