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Dr. Uzesky's
Remedy Condiments




"Slow-Mo Salsa"






This cheesy chutney puts a smile on yer chin!
This salsa makes you go slower, not faster! (with optional salsa footwork!)
"Cheesy Chutney"
This Mayo makes you go Waaayyoooo!
"Wayo Mayo!"
"Zippy Dippy"
A bit of this dip will make your meal go quick!!!
Add some
hot stuff, hot to the touch!
"Hot Stuff"



The taste of this paste will make you pull a funny face...



"Pull-a-Face Paste"
Trust me,
I'm a
FISH!











me too
Make your meals more memorable!




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Get yer stuff done with
this ketchup hun!
"Catch-up Ketchup"
This vinegar will make you spin round &
round & round
& round ...
"Dizzy Fizzy"
This jam will settle you for a lie down, nap, or sleep.
"Pyjama Jam"
Some Salad Dress-up with costumes & props might just make you giggle lots!
"Salad Dress-Up"
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